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Earth Girls (Are Better Off Dead)

from Come On Down EP by Zac Clark and the Griswolds

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Young Martians want earth women, for dirty deeds done dirt cheap.

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No secret I'm not from Earth
3rd rock ain't my place of birth
Well lemme tell you for what it's worth
This is where I find my mirth

Earth chicks they're alright
Different lady every night
Take 'em home and I kill the lights
Then I keep them outta sight

Hack em up chop them down
Dig a hole in the ground
Drop her in with a shove
Fill the hole with dirt and love

With a knife or gun in the head
Earth girls: Better off dead
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Earth girls: Better off dead

I'm out five nights a week
A space alien turbo teen
Camel clutch like Iron Sheik
There's a secret I can't keep

In my basement in my fridge
I got Amy, Stacy and Liz
Cold and wet like gourmet squid
THEY PUT THE LOTION ON THE SKIN!!!!!

Hack em up chop them down
Dig a hole in the ground
Drop her in with a shove
Fill the hole with dirt and love

With a knife or gun in the head
Earth girls: Better off dead
EARTH GIRLS: better off dead
Earth Girls :BETTER OFF DEAD

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from Come On Down EP, released August 14, 2012
Words: Zac Clark
Arrangement: Copeland, Clark, Naideck

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Zac Clark and the Griswolds Jersey City, New Jersey

Growing Up Zac Clark thought a lot of movies were missing one song from their soundtracks... He's fixing that now. Songs from movies that mirrored life, Songs from life that mirror movies.

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