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Come On Down
02:34
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Drunk as life and getting by
Just answering questions on the fly
I never thought that I'd get mine
Now it seems like it's my time
Washers, dryers, trips to Spain
Nothing I do is done in Vain
I told Trebek where to shove the home game
The Love Connection won't be the same
Come on down
(Rod Roddy called me)
Come on down, come on down
(You're the next contestant)
I'm wasted on the Price is Right
On Card Sharks and startin' fights
And Vanna White, shes not my type
I'd buy a vowel from her anytime
On the $10000 Pyramid
Me and Burt Reynolds drank to win
The lightning round is where it's at
With PBR and Johnny Black
Come on down
(Rod Roddy called me)
Come on down, come on down
(You're the next contestant)
(SHOWCASE SHOWDOWN)
Come on down
(Rod Roddy called me)
Come on down, come on down
(You're the next contestant)
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No secret I'm not from Earth
3rd rock ain't my place of birth
Well lemme tell you for what it's worth
This is where I find my mirth
Earth chicks they're alright
Different lady every night
Take 'em home and I kill the lights
Then I keep them outta sight
Hack em up chop them down
Dig a hole in the ground
Drop her in with a shove
Fill the hole with dirt and love
With a knife or gun in the head
Earth girls: Better off dead
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Earth girls: Better off dead
I'm out five nights a week
A space alien turbo teen
Camel clutch like Iron Sheik
There's a secret I can't keep
In my basement in my fridge
I got Amy, Stacy and Liz
Cold and wet like gourmet squid
THEY PUT THE LOTION ON THE SKIN!!!!!
Hack em up chop them down
Dig a hole in the ground
Drop her in with a shove
Fill the hole with dirt and love
With a knife or gun in the head
Earth girls: Better off dead
EARTH GIRLS: better off dead
Earth Girls :BETTER OFF DEAD
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Ghost Dad
01:36
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Stick to the fences.
Play it safe
(You can) run for cover
There's no escape
Find shelter
Or take a stand
It doesn't matter
To the man
Ghost dad's coming
He gonna getcha
Ghost dad's coming
You better betcha
Ghost dad's coming
He gonna getcha
Ghost dad's coming
You better betcha
Kids today
They like the rap
He never listens
To that crap!
Just a Huxtable
On the move
Then he died
He's haunting you!!
Ghost dad's coming
He gonna getcha
Ghost dad's coming
You better betcha
Ghost dad's coming
And this you know
Ghost dad's coming
He dances slow
Ghost Dad x3
You're Grounded!
Go to your afterlife!
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Zac Clark and the Griswolds Jersey City, New Jersey
Growing Up Zac Clark thought a lot of movies were missing one song from their soundtracks... He's fixing that now. Songs from movies that mirrored life, Songs from life that mirror movies.
Zac Clark and the Griswolds recommends:
Clint Eastwood's album of the year!
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Lloyd and Adam are in this band. Griswolds by day, hired mercs by night.
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Nobody Sells For Less
by Holy City Zoo
Our buds from the Brunswick, lively guitars and thrashing drums... these dudes are killer!
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Dead Cross, Retox, and Qui members dish out subversive hardcore with an indignant smirk; come for the riffs, stay for the synth experiments.
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This Is All We Ever Get
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Knockout debut from a Buffalo, New York-based hardcore band who like their riffs sick, their drums fast, and their choruses sticky-sweet.
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Shybaby kicks out the jams on “Is This Intimate,” a snarling rock record that takes no prisoners.
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